Party on Wayne!

You want to know what happened here at UTSC this weekend? Jack and shit, and Jack left town (and took most of the campus with him).
There was nothing going on anywhere...
So I'll tell you what I did. I watched the entire first season of Futurama on DVD. My ass kinda hurts, and I feel kinda stupid, but damn, Bender is the shit. The SHIT, I say.
And then i made Chicken catchetory... I dunno if thats how you spell it, but whats it matter when you can MAKE it?
After that, Mike on a bike showed up. He came here in his car (instead of on his usual bike) to find that there were three people drinking at E-3, and that was all that was going on. Since he didn't want to have to sit and watch people drink, he sat and watched Futurama with me, and then we ate frozen Joe Loius.
Because, yes, "Joe Loius taste better when frozen" -(Gord, the fat gopher/god of parties and other good times)
As uneventful as that may sound, in between I did some real school work and was reading The Picture of Dorian Gray. I did some thinking on it and came up with this:

Being Consequence Free isn't living.

So... Great Big Sea perhaps should think about what they're singing when they say "I want to be consequence free" ... If being consequence free like Dorian Gray is being Evil, then, technically, it has something to do with Satan, right? And if those crazy extreemist christians are right, then the devil's message is in music that isn't christian music... so, if we use deductive reasoning...

GOOD LORD! GREAT BIG SEA IS THE DEVIL!

In conclusion, Pirates are cool. Thank you and goodnight.