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Captured bits of life... Pirates at no extra cost. Arrrg. Also cool: Zombies, Aliens, Ninjas, Dinosaurs, Vikings, the Noble River Horse, the Sinister Octopi, Robots and Kittens.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Gmail Spam part III

Normally I wouldn't keep pulling the same gag, but there is something about these spam messages I get in the gmail inbox that make me feel like they should be shared. Some random computer using using a predetermined bank of words to create non-sense messages... but in some twisted way, they come out with some profound (if grammatically flawed) pseudo-story. Its like narrative poetry meets Exquisite Cadaver meets Hal 9000.

This shit would definitely blow the minds of both Karl Jung and The Surrealist (litererary) Movement. Its like the collective unconscious... except created by a machine! (keeping in mind that somebody originated the word bank)

Anyhoo, without further ado:

XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE you
turning steps being thus parents, thats rich not speaking.
is different edge the steps, is nothing added different filled,
steps or respect my reference night.
he whom mentioned or, bought next gym similar.
or again shining you. mentioned explain she window fly. different explain appearance she end,

-Latricia Corina

1 Comments:

  • At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    two things: 1) be careful opening all that spam. we all know canned meat isn't so good; 2) talk to g. leonard about this. seriously, send him an email or keep it all in mind if you ever take another class with him. i recommend "the body: theories and representations," it was my favourite university class.

     

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