The things one sees on the TTC
Today's adventure included lots of excellent people watching opportunities. First and foremost, I must comment on the sheer number of babies and young childrens that were out and about today. It was mind boggling.
There were also lots of people with cameras and telephoto lenses. An inordinate amout, one might say.
There was a a girl wearing a cloak that appeared to be modeled after those in Lord of The Rings - only it was made of lime green felt.
There was an asian man whom I originally took for a bycicle riding robot, but I was soon proven wrong. His overly careful movements were not due to the bycicle he had on the subway, but instead due to the two kittens sleeping inside his jacket! This man was obviously not a robot, since kittens and robots are clearly mortal enemies.
There were also bicycle cops that reproduced through meiosis. Where there once were onlt two, there suddenly were three... it was strange.
There were also lots of people with cameras and telephoto lenses. An inordinate amout, one might say.
There was a a girl wearing a cloak that appeared to be modeled after those in Lord of The Rings - only it was made of lime green felt.
There was an asian man whom I originally took for a bycicle riding robot, but I was soon proven wrong. His overly careful movements were not due to the bycicle he had on the subway, but instead due to the two kittens sleeping inside his jacket! This man was obviously not a robot, since kittens and robots are clearly mortal enemies.
There were also bicycle cops that reproduced through meiosis. Where there once were onlt two, there suddenly were three... it was strange.
3 Comments:
At 10:56 AM, Stuart said…
Yes!! Proof that I am not a robot!!
At 11:27 AM, James said…
The fact that you're not asian might have given it away.
At 1:13 PM, Stuart said…
There have been a coulpe of discussions around the lunch table about the possibility that I was some sort of robot. But I like Kittens Q.E.D. not a robot
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