Biblical Wind

I was walking home from The Bible and Literature this morning with Jack. It was really windy. This gust blew up and drowned out all other sound, we staggered into the force of it, and a full black garbage bag was pushed, it did not roll, into the middle of the road.
Jack says "Woah, that wind is Biblical. I've got to stop sinning."
Ahhh, apocalypse jokes...