Super Mario
I have a long history of doing mario jumps. Basically, you just jump in such a way that, in profile, you look like Super Mario jumping in classic fist-breaking-brick fashion.
For the last few months, an old injury has been bothering me. A knee injury, in point of fact.
Today in the shop, I pulled a mario jump out of nowhere, saying "shpling-ong" as I did so.
The power of super mario is so intense that when I landed, my knee popped, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the pain was gone, full range of motion was returned to the joint and muscles around it lost a bunch of tension I didn't even know was there.
The moral of the story - Never underestimate the power of Super Mario Brothers. You may think it's just a series of video games, but you my friend are more than wrong.
For the last few months, an old injury has been bothering me. A knee injury, in point of fact.
Today in the shop, I pulled a mario jump out of nowhere, saying "shpling-ong" as I did so.
The power of super mario is so intense that when I landed, my knee popped, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the pain was gone, full range of motion was returned to the joint and muscles around it lost a bunch of tension I didn't even know was there.
The moral of the story - Never underestimate the power of Super Mario Brothers. You may think it's just a series of video games, but you my friend are more than wrong.
posted by James @ 2:53 PM
4 Comments:
At 10:09 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dude, that is awesome. Long live the man in red overalls!
At 11:58 AM,
SClerk said…
super mario that was my favourite game. Anyways just wanted to say hi...im coming to Canada in 10 days...so i better see you and your stupid at some point. Hope lifes treating you good
At 11:59 AM,
SClerk said…
...face was the missing word (after the word stupid), now its not a good insult...its all ruined.
At 2:57 AM,
Leslie Puiras said…
BAAH-hahahaha.
Sarah.. that was wonderful-- even more wonderful because i'm not the one who looks SILLY.
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