Evan did it.

Tonight was a night of mystery an intruige. We all headed on over to Jared's house... which had somehow transformed into the estate of Mr. Body. Through the evening, we leared about each other: Mr. Zing - the art dealer, Mr. Green - the artic explorer who preformed strange experiments on people, Mrs. White - the fashion designer, Sir Waltron - the Royal Cat Breeder (that was me)... by the end of the night, one of the guests had murder Mr. Body! Gasp!

Turns out it was Evan. What a jerk.

In other news, on the subway ride home, I saw a giant add for House on the walls of the subway. Somebody had taken a pen, given Dr. House a speech bubble that read "I'm a cunt" and written the letters " C U N T" backwards on his forehead.

Impressive.

(you have to pretend I said that last word like Darth Vader)