Swashbuckler

Ever notice how Beethoven's 9th sounds like it should be the soundtracker to a swashbuckling, grog-drinking, looting, pillaging, plank-walking, singing, fighting, adventureing, sailing Pirate Adventure?

"Yar Billie! Be puttin' on the Beet-Hoven ... on-this-fine-morn..."

"Aye Captain! It's on the port side speakers!"

"Captain! A Union Jack on the horizon!"

"Hoist the colours, me hearties, yo ho! Up with the Jolly Roger! Man your Own Battlestations!"

Wait... when did this pirate epic switch from Beethoven to Coheed and Cambria ... ?