Gmail Spam
I was reading some Gmail Spam for amusment value, and I thought i might share it with you.
This text sounds sort of like a post-modern poem, but a little more fun. Read it out loud, and make sure to impose the proper tones of voice for question marks. Enjoy!
SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CCK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW letters
anything benefit immediate anybody latter. slow young again.carefully love you immediate bought. sugar reply side, evening he profession rich immediate.goes tying friends off. next night wife or am. am fascinate fly wrong.principle light social music? somewhere reading very young. fire did miserable.turning taught least appearance disappoint appearance. drew you news.
-Theo Theodora
CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK fascinate
purpose light news hard? my fascinate next disappoint?prison fire latter.here find promised profession. anybody mischievous window fire prison. very sugar added appearance mentioned,shining you reference similar fascinate next,studied happened motor shining. evening the he, news reading suddenly mischievous thus mischievous.
-Tamiko Charlsie
XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE appearance
raise whom added the appearance back.motor light appearance night raise? why prison across. hard bad nothing you commit disappoint.edge few mentioned pride immediate leader. taught thus back. steps not respect.love across social. letters leader mischievous.again how promised reading, servants force prison fascinate she,
-Georgianne Norene
I hope you enjoyed these profound works of poetic genius as much as I. Until next time, goodevening, and keep an eye on that spam.
This text sounds sort of like a post-modern poem, but a little more fun. Read it out loud, and make sure to impose the proper tones of voice for question marks. Enjoy!
SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CCK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW letters
anything benefit immediate anybody latter. slow young again.carefully love you immediate bought. sugar reply side, evening he profession rich immediate.goes tying friends off. next night wife or am. am fascinate fly wrong.principle light social music? somewhere reading very young. fire did miserable.turning taught least appearance disappoint appearance. drew you news.
-Theo Theodora
CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK fascinate
purpose light news hard? my fascinate next disappoint?prison fire latter.here find promised profession. anybody mischievous window fire prison. very sugar added appearance mentioned,shining you reference similar fascinate next,studied happened motor shining. evening the he, news reading suddenly mischievous thus mischievous.
-Tamiko Charlsie
XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE appearance
raise whom added the appearance back.motor light appearance night raise? why prison across. hard bad nothing you commit disappoint.edge few mentioned pride immediate leader. taught thus back. steps not respect.love across social. letters leader mischievous.again how promised reading, servants force prison fascinate she,
-Georgianne Norene
I hope you enjoyed these profound works of poetic genius as much as I. Until next time, goodevening, and keep an eye on that spam.
posted by James @ 1:55 AM
2 Comments:
At 12:42 AM,
meg said…
principle light social music?
oh that is hilarious. and i also have to say i love the name Tamiko Charlsie. you should use it in a story. it would be more awesome than anything i can imagine right now.
At 3:22 PM,
Leslie Puiras said…
it seems everytime i feel prompted to respond to your posts, its only so i can chuckle.. so here i go again.
heh heh heh.
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